Y'all won't believe the kinds of questions I get;
No. Adding vodka to grape juice does not make it "wine". It makes it a cocktail.
Yes. Grape juice can ferment in the fridge and yes, that is wine... technically.
No. Despite its origin, brandy is NOT considered wine.
No. If it does not say "bottled in Champagne, France", it is NOT champagne; it is "sparkling wine"... and don't knock it 'till you try it; some sparkling wines are far superior to many "champagnes" found out there.
No. Grape juice is NOT wine... in the modern context... despite what Mr. Welch believed.
Ah... Got that off my chest. I feel better now.
--Sings-With-Spirits (talk) 14:56, June 10, 2014 (UTC)